Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Hi back.

It's been more then 3 years since the last blog. Mybe should start to reactive this blog.

Monday, May 7, 2012

Program Santai Belia

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Saturday, September 6, 2008

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Thursday, June 19, 2008


Jokes Of Mr. Bean

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) Spelling lesson:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Friday, May 23, 2008

At least pandai masak meggi....



Family Photo

Friday, May 16, 2008

Pelbagai Jenis DUN...

DUN yg paling sejuk, DUN Batu Berendam...
DUN yg paling tak de rasa, DUN Air Tawar...
DUN yg paling panas, DUN Pedas...
DUN yg paling miskin, DUN Sekupang...
DUN yg paling muda, DUN Sri Muda...
DUN yg paling lemah, DUN Batang Berjuntai...
DUN yg paling basah, DUN Sg Besar...
DUN yg kuat makan satay, DUN Kajang...
DUN yg banyak hantu, DUN Pucong...
DUN yg ada istana, DUN Kota Raja...
DUN yg banyak ikan, DUN Tg Sepat...
DUN yg paling keras, DUN Batu Tiga...
DUN paling pendalaman, DUN Hulu Klang...
DUN banyak air, DUN Ampangan...
DUN banyak pengganas, DUN Kuala Kubu...
DUN paling takde kemajuan, DUN Gurun...
DUN paling bahaya, DUN Baling...
DUN banyak semut, DUN Kota Sarang Semut...
DUN paling pelik, DUN Sg Ada Burung...
DUN ada binatang, DUN Kijang...
DUN paling wangi, DUN Pokok Sena...
DUN paling tak cantik, DUN Batu Buruk...
DUN paling garang, DUN Senggarang...
DUN paling banyak berahsia, DUN Tell Anybody kehkehkeh....

kenangan terindah di waktu sekolah......

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

What Is Marketing..??

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
- That is Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gordeous girl. One of your friend goes u to her and points at you saying: 'He's very rich. Marry him!'
- That is Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!'
- That is Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink, open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her back after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say: 'By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?'
- That is Public Relations

5. You're at at party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: 'You are very rich! Can you marry me?'
- That is Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' Then she gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That is Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduce you to her husband.
- That is Demand and Supply Gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him.
- That is Competition Eating Into Your Market Share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, marry me!' your wife arrives.
- That is restriction for entering new market

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Car under Construction...

thanks to EON

D'citra Anggerik.....

Our friendship will last forever.....

Xpernah lupa kenangan bersama D'citra Anggerik dari sekolah lagi smp saat ini.....

Teka teki mintak ajal...

1) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?
Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M

2) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?
Answer: Kuih salah bikin.

3) Binatang ape power Karate?
Answer: Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade.

4) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada

5) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'

6) Saya ade 3 kepala, 4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?
Answer: Pembohong...

7) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'?
Answer: Usus

8) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
Answer: Kutu rambut

9) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
Answer: Neneknye si katak

10) Knape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?
Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya'

11) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
Answer: - Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan'
- Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan'

12) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?
Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang...hehe

13) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?
Answer: Tukang gali kubur

14) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?
Answer: Tahi hidung

15) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?
Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat...

16) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?
Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ...gile

17) Gajah terbang dengan ape?
Answer: Dengan susah payah

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Melepas nak makan free....

Monday, April 28, 2008



What a bad day.....
Had an accident.....

Nobody Wants to be Lonely

There you are
In a darkened room
And you're all alone
Looking out the window
Your heart is cold
And lost the will to love
Like a broken arrow
Here I stand in the shadows

Come to me
Come to me
Can't you see that

Nobody wants to be lonely
Nobody wants to cry
My body's longing to hold you
So bad it hurts inside
Time is precious and it's
Slipping away
And I've been waitin' for you all
Of my life
Nobody wants to be lonely
So why
Why don't you let me love you

Can you hear my voice
Do you hear my song
It's a serenade
So your heart can find me
And suddenly you're
Flying down the stairs
Into my arms, baby
Before I start going crazy
Run to me
Run to me
Cause I'm dyin'

I wanna feel you need me
Just like the air you're breathin'
I need you here in my life
Don't walk away
Don't walk away
Don't walk away
Don't walk away, no

Nobody want to be lonely
Nobody wants to cry
Part of our family

Mom Dad & Bro