What Is Marketing..??

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
- That is Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gordeous girl. One of your friend goes u to her and points at you saying: 'He's very rich. Marry him!'
- That is Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!'
- That is Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink, open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her back after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say: 'By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?'
- That is Public Relations

5. You're at at party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: 'You are very rich! Can you marry me?'
- That is Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' Then she gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That is Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduce you to her husband.
- That is Demand and Supply Gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him.
- That is Competition Eating Into Your Market Share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, marry me!' your wife arrives.
- That is restriction for entering new market